What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at BMWNA, and I’ve been involved in numerous product tests at VTT, and I have over 300 confirmed WHP. I am trained in timing belt service and have the highest mileage ever driven in the universe. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will out donut you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FOD elves across the USA and your IP is being traced right now, all turbo cars you ever have had will be made public, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your bearings are spun, kid. All of your turbos will have FOD. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drift past you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just staying in reverse. Not only am I extensively trained in no lift shifting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of HPFP's and I will use them to their full extent to Gymkhana your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
