I'm tuned for full e85, and in Colorado generally find it fairly easily. I had to take a drive far out west, Durango, for a weekend trip. Made it there on a tank of my beloved ethanol, only to find nobody out here carries e85. Losing hope after searching Google and a few other apps/sites, I decide to drive back to our AirBnB, flash a 91 octane tune, and live with it. As I'm driving back passing an Exxon station, what do I spy out of the corner of my little eye? Damn straight that oh so holy yellow pump and nozzle that only means one thing: CORN!!!
Fuck me.
Fuck me.