Howdy y'all, been lurking here a while. Haven't done anything interesting in a few days so figured I'd post some things.
As you may know, I have a 13-year-old that is a severe alcoholic. It all started when she was a baby by sneaking small amounts of alcohol into her “premium” formula. At the time, I thought it was the best way to keep her safe, the government even encouraged it. But they never tell you about the addiction. By the time she was 3, all she wanted was alcohol, first in mixed drinks, then straight up. In all honesty don't think she's drank anything under 140 proof in 10 years. Now, I will admit I share blame for all of this as she was my responsibility and I enabled her for years, carrying around large jugs of alcohol in case she ran out, funneling them into her like a sorority girl after rush. Yes, I am a monster. Unfortunately, she was diagnosed with turbocirrhosis last year which progressed to the point of needing transplant. The fading clearcoat of her bonnet was the first sign, followed by symptoms of generalized weakness and shortness of breath, inability to perform, and decreased appetite. Some would say, she was on her last wastegate. Luckily a certain blessed soul came to her rescue with the new vital organ(s) to heal her. This is her story:
First post useless banter.
Second post actual build.
Major specs:
2007 E92 335i 6mt (early build)
Stock engine w/ 120k miles
Turner 60A engine mounts
RevShift green trans mounts
Motiv SSP twin disc clutch
VTT GCv2 turbos
VTT aluminum outlets
NTK O2 sensors
VRSF downpipes
VRSF 7" FMIC
VRSF chargepipe with TiAL BOV
BMP aluminum OEM style intake manfiold
BMP 750cc injectors
BMP bucketless LPFP solution - dual pumps
PR large diameter relocate turbo inlets
PR drop in aftermarket fuel filter/regulator assembly
PR fuel line with AN fittings all around
Custom catch can curtesy @Aaron
Custom block cooling mods
Custom driver weight increase mods
MHD only, tuning by @V8bait if he ever responds back to me
Once upon a stock engine bay and missing tow-hook cover, a 335i gets a JB4
Two years later we add another mod or two for fun
2013 was flash tuning, happy as can be
Out of rhymes. And also this table is for a DSM I think that somehow made it into my gallery. But in all reality 2013 was the year flash tuning kinda went mainstream. TunerPro be slappin'. Yeet.
2014, HID's on fleek, dyno lookin' pretty sad but still had the highest power of the group despite the slipping clutch (also, SAE bitches).
2014 was also a time when real men didn't throw away their MSD80 for a younger, blonder MSD81
2015 this happened so she got mostly ignored for a few years
Ok enough of this I'll post some of my recent build next. I was just getting all nostalgic transferring the pictures. I promise there might be some unique things going on some may find interesting but most will simply not find.
As you may know, I have a 13-year-old that is a severe alcoholic. It all started when she was a baby by sneaking small amounts of alcohol into her “premium” formula. At the time, I thought it was the best way to keep her safe, the government even encouraged it. But they never tell you about the addiction. By the time she was 3, all she wanted was alcohol, first in mixed drinks, then straight up. In all honesty don't think she's drank anything under 140 proof in 10 years. Now, I will admit I share blame for all of this as she was my responsibility and I enabled her for years, carrying around large jugs of alcohol in case she ran out, funneling them into her like a sorority girl after rush. Yes, I am a monster. Unfortunately, she was diagnosed with turbocirrhosis last year which progressed to the point of needing transplant. The fading clearcoat of her bonnet was the first sign, followed by symptoms of generalized weakness and shortness of breath, inability to perform, and decreased appetite. Some would say, she was on her last wastegate. Luckily a certain blessed soul came to her rescue with the new vital organ(s) to heal her. This is her story:
First post useless banter.
Second post actual build.
Major specs:
2007 E92 335i 6mt (early build)
Stock engine w/ 120k miles
Turner 60A engine mounts
RevShift green trans mounts
Motiv SSP twin disc clutch
VTT GCv2 turbos
VTT aluminum outlets
NTK O2 sensors
VRSF downpipes
VRSF 7" FMIC
VRSF chargepipe with TiAL BOV
BMP aluminum OEM style intake manfiold
BMP 750cc injectors
BMP bucketless LPFP solution - dual pumps
PR large diameter relocate turbo inlets
PR drop in aftermarket fuel filter/regulator assembly
PR fuel line with AN fittings all around
Custom catch can curtesy @Aaron
Custom block cooling mods
Custom driver weight increase mods
MHD only, tuning by @V8bait if he ever responds back to me
Once upon a stock engine bay and missing tow-hook cover, a 335i gets a JB4
Two years later we add another mod or two for fun
2013 was flash tuning, happy as can be
Out of rhymes. And also this table is for a DSM I think that somehow made it into my gallery. But in all reality 2013 was the year flash tuning kinda went mainstream. TunerPro be slappin'. Yeet.
2014, HID's on fleek, dyno lookin' pretty sad but still had the highest power of the group despite the slipping clutch (also, SAE bitches).
2014 was also a time when real men didn't throw away their MSD80 for a younger, blonder MSD81
2015 this happened so she got mostly ignored for a few years
Ok enough of this I'll post some of my recent build next. I was just getting all nostalgic transferring the pictures. I promise there might be some unique things going on some may find interesting but most will simply not find.
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