Let me make this TLDR 
Management Summary: I love it but we are currently in marriage counseling. She is also on a Diet.
I wanted to share my project with you way way earlier but you will figure it made no sense until now. This is my first project car and by the memes I have seen I seem to be doing very well timewise.
Also, I have no idea how structuring a story works nor do I have the slightest idea of how to structure this in a Thread. So please bear with me.
I would like to make this a complete documentation although the stuff I actually want to show you is happening now. But I think a complete picture might be nice.
Prologue:
We have September/October 2018
My dad owns a beautiful e92 335i DCT and he asks me if I want to have the car. (I wonder if anyone would say no..)
Since he had this car from 2010 (it is a 09/2009) I was fascinated with it. Twin Turbo 3 Liter Straight Six from BMW.
Some of you will understand what this car means to me. The day my father bought it I was with him and we collected it together. And now he passes the keys to me. It means the world to me.
By the money I am shoveling up her throat it only can be emotional value rather than what it actually is worth. I will never sell that car and have something to remember what my father and I experienced with that car until I die.
For the time the car was in the hands of my dad it was all stock and we thought it was well maintained … It was 100% serviced by BMW in his ownership.
My dad did everything BMW wanted him to do so i would never blame him that the engine was actually leaking from every fucking hole and had leaking injectors for probably a very long time. We both had no idea. And as there was never oil on the bottom of the garage there was no reason for us to look into the engine bay. We thought BMW would take care of that.
But it looked like this:
During his ownership we installed a JB4 and threw it away shortly after. I was new to this and there were no ten minute drives without a CEL.
In 2019 we went to the Nordschleife once in a while and we knew that this car is capable but everything around the wheels was.. let's say not ideal for going fast around corners. Not a tiny bit to be honest. I think a Civic handles better. It was really frustrating how heavy this car is understeering and performing in general on a stock setup. But we had fun.
Damn. Look how the body rolls. Dads right arm was sore after that lap for three days
Something had to change and I decided to start with the most obvious thing. Suspension and front control arms. (tbh i forgot to order the rear M arms)
I also ordered H&R Sway Bars but only the front is installed currently.
In my 20s and early 30s I was into Race Bikes and had a proper S1000RR (with HP Race ECU) Track Bike. Before that I had a RN09 and a 1k GSX-R K5.
It was finished to my dream spec and had an amazing Öhlins suspension.
Don´t know where it has this nickname also but in Germany in the bike racing scene it is called “Sweden Gold”. The TTX suspensions are basically a monopol.
Sold the bike right after finishing the rebuild as I really wanted to focus on the car.
Side Note: A track weekend with a 1000cc race bike and targeting podiums on the Sunday races costs a few Index 12 injectors at their current price.
So what do I get for the car? … Yes. Öhlins Road and Track (can´t afford the TTX)
But before getting to that the car was still running with that oily engine and old injectors.
It was not long until the car started to misfire on a cold start and for the first few hundred meters it ran very rough. It even stalled once during slow driving.
Yep.. Take my money.
It would be a few months later that we realized that the injectors were leaking for quite some time and the car was driven short distance for a very long time. Oil dilution heaven. But at that time we all were happy ppl and wanted to prepare the car for faster Nordschleife driving.
So besides the suspension parts, I figured that the stock intercooler is made for an engine half the size so I started out with my first Alibaba special. 5” FMIC (VRSF from China)
It was also too small from the start on but at that time I had no experience or knowledge about this platform.
The small FMIC was replaced within 12 months. With another China VRSF copy.
It is somewhen in 2019 and I was as happy as I could be. I love this car.
I think about six months into ownership I was on MHD Stage 2+ (i think) and was in discussion with Ken (Wedge) that TQ Limiter 4 or something is always visible during shifts in my logs. On a test drive I did a nice long pull while logging. Who would knew that I would log rod knock at 150mph

Management Summary: I love it but we are currently in marriage counseling. She is also on a Diet.
I wanted to share my project with you way way earlier but you will figure it made no sense until now. This is my first project car and by the memes I have seen I seem to be doing very well timewise.
Also, I have no idea how structuring a story works nor do I have the slightest idea of how to structure this in a Thread. So please bear with me.
I would like to make this a complete documentation although the stuff I actually want to show you is happening now. But I think a complete picture might be nice.
Prologue:
We have September/October 2018
My dad owns a beautiful e92 335i DCT and he asks me if I want to have the car. (I wonder if anyone would say no..)
Since he had this car from 2010 (it is a 09/2009) I was fascinated with it. Twin Turbo 3 Liter Straight Six from BMW.
Some of you will understand what this car means to me. The day my father bought it I was with him and we collected it together. And now he passes the keys to me. It means the world to me.
By the money I am shoveling up her throat it only can be emotional value rather than what it actually is worth. I will never sell that car and have something to remember what my father and I experienced with that car until I die.
For the time the car was in the hands of my dad it was all stock and we thought it was well maintained … It was 100% serviced by BMW in his ownership.
My dad did everything BMW wanted him to do so i would never blame him that the engine was actually leaking from every fucking hole and had leaking injectors for probably a very long time. We both had no idea. And as there was never oil on the bottom of the garage there was no reason for us to look into the engine bay. We thought BMW would take care of that.
But it looked like this:
During his ownership we installed a JB4 and threw it away shortly after. I was new to this and there were no ten minute drives without a CEL.
In 2019 we went to the Nordschleife once in a while and we knew that this car is capable but everything around the wheels was.. let's say not ideal for going fast around corners. Not a tiny bit to be honest. I think a Civic handles better. It was really frustrating how heavy this car is understeering and performing in general on a stock setup. But we had fun.
Damn. Look how the body rolls. Dads right arm was sore after that lap for three days

Something had to change and I decided to start with the most obvious thing. Suspension and front control arms. (tbh i forgot to order the rear M arms)
I also ordered H&R Sway Bars but only the front is installed currently.
In my 20s and early 30s I was into Race Bikes and had a proper S1000RR (with HP Race ECU) Track Bike. Before that I had a RN09 and a 1k GSX-R K5.
It was finished to my dream spec and had an amazing Öhlins suspension.
Don´t know where it has this nickname also but in Germany in the bike racing scene it is called “Sweden Gold”. The TTX suspensions are basically a monopol.
Sold the bike right after finishing the rebuild as I really wanted to focus on the car.
Side Note: A track weekend with a 1000cc race bike and targeting podiums on the Sunday races costs a few Index 12 injectors at their current price.
So what do I get for the car? … Yes. Öhlins Road and Track (can´t afford the TTX)
But before getting to that the car was still running with that oily engine and old injectors.
It was not long until the car started to misfire on a cold start and for the first few hundred meters it ran very rough. It even stalled once during slow driving.
Yep.. Take my money.
It would be a few months later that we realized that the injectors were leaking for quite some time and the car was driven short distance for a very long time. Oil dilution heaven. But at that time we all were happy ppl and wanted to prepare the car for faster Nordschleife driving.
So besides the suspension parts, I figured that the stock intercooler is made for an engine half the size so I started out with my first Alibaba special. 5” FMIC (VRSF from China)
It was also too small from the start on but at that time I had no experience or knowledge about this platform.
The small FMIC was replaced within 12 months. With another China VRSF copy.
It is somewhen in 2019 and I was as happy as I could be. I love this car.
I think about six months into ownership I was on MHD Stage 2+ (i think) and was in discussion with Ken (Wedge) that TQ Limiter 4 or something is always visible during shifts in my logs. On a test drive I did a nice long pull while logging. Who would knew that I would log rod knock at 150mph
